So I prepared all day yesterday to go out last night, and I heard that, amongst other things, Shorty would be up to visit this weekend(but she won't be here until tonight) and both Bigirl and Hn1 kept texting me about going out, so yeah, I was happy.
So I waited for Beard to get back from work and, after he showered, he told me he felt sick and had a lot of homework to catch up on, so he was uncertain as to whether or not he wanted to go out. So I got a quarter and I said, best two out of three, heads=we go out, tails=you drive me to the bar. Well I hit heads twice in a row, so he was coming out.
We arrived at Clubbar after eleven, which meant we had to pay cover, which kinda sucked, but Birgirl and Hn1 were there so we hung out for a little. Then I saw Cripple girl, from the last post, walk in with her fucking crutches and whatnot and I asked Beard if it was the same girl, he said it was, so I grabbed Hn1 and walked over(still uncertain why I didn't just go with Beard).
So I tapped Cripple on the arm and basically yelled "Cripple!" and asked if she remembered me, which she did, so I bought her shots...her and her seven friends or so. Here is a run down of her friends:
Zebra-tall sexy ass blond girl who wound up missing out on the shots because I didn't get enough...for the rest of the night, I would insist I'd pay her back and she was welcoming to this.
Manly-A girl who basically resembled the female German soldier from Inglorious Basterds in the basement scene where everyone dies.
Tanker-Zebra's brunette friend who can probably out drink me.
Rugan-On the girl's rugby team, not a dyke or a bitch, but she also looks exactly like a retarded cunt I went to highschool with, which isn't her fault.
CCG2(cripple's cute friend)-Yes number 2. CCG1 was not around, but both CCG's have the same exact first name, which I thought was unusual.
So anyway CCG2 and I started talking and she insists she knows me, which I am clueless to; I am positive she was not CCG1, and I know the post probably suggests that she is at this point, seeing how they both have the same first name and are friends with Cripple. Anyway, CCG2 tells me that we met at the rugby party the previous weekend(A post I will put up in a couple weeks, as there is an investigation going on I can't talk about), and for the life of me, I cannot remember her at all.
Then I turn around and spot Mikee2 and of course, I buy him a shot as well. He asks me what happened to CWG, as he just noticed we were no longer facebook friends, so I tell him about how she cuntified herself and we briefly catch up.
Then CCG2 and I do another shot. Then we make out. Then I tell Beard that Cripple has two cute friends with the same first name and I made out with both of them. By this point, Hn1 and Bigirl left and we decided to go to Chillbar, so I said goodbye to CCG2 and we headed over.
In Chillbar, I started talking to these two girls who, I can't say I remember, if either of them were cute, but they were locals and not college students, and they were not too old. So I bought them shots and then one introduced me to her boyfriend, who was cool, and I told the other I was unemployed and she asked me if I wanted a job. So her number is saved in my phone as "Job."
Then on our way home I got somewhat horny and I texted Job to see if she was still up. She did not respond. I probably won't get a job...I don't even know what kind of job it would have been.
Anyway...Shorty is single! And She is visiting tonight! Shorty, if you forgot, is the girl who cleaned my piss off a hotdog cart in Miami so that I wouldn't get arrested...she also cheated on her boyfriend with me more than once...She is a keeper.
